How do I feel about posting?
I know all of you were practically dying for my next "A Day in the Life." I'm quite afraid I don't have an extra tissue to spare for your crying eyes, judging by the fact I've used over three boxes for myself. I was under the impression, after I turned eleven, my body automatically stopped making that much mucus. Alas! I was mistaken!
To end on a positive note, I depart in SEVEN weeks from today for SOUTH AMERICA!