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Monday, February 6, 2012

My "unapproved" bucket list for Santiago.

First, I do, in fact, have an "approved" bucket list of things to do before I leave Chile. But it's really not that exciting, and I've crossed out most of the items. However, the following are things I wish I could do, but would be chastised by society in general and/or would get me kicked out of the country.

Katie's Frowned Upon Wish List of Things to Accomplish before Leaving Chile:
1. Knock someone over on a bike.
2. Cut off the lone dreadlocks (or any other bizarre hair growth) on creeping down the necks of ugly boys.
3. Cat call at a man.
4. Curse back at a gypsy.
5. Pull down some midriff T over a protruding belly.
6. Break up PDA sessions with a super soaker.
7. Knock the stack of flyers out of a promoter's hand.
8. Break through a chain of women who are all holding hands, blocking the ENTIRE sidewalk.
9. Hit the book/newspaper/phone out of a slow walker's hands.
10. Tell someone that their underwear is blatantly showing through their pants or shirt or pant/skirt combo.
11. Ask "why???" to a person eating a completo.
12. Blah BEEEEP BEEEP
13. Something else that is more offensive therefore I'm going to keep to myself.
14. I'm trying to think of other things so I don't have to pack.

I LEAVE TOMORROW FOR PERU. POST MORE LATER. MAYBE.


My Magnificent Backpack.






11 comments:

Angelica said...

Yay for adventures!!

Anonymous said...

Katie, I haven't laughed this hard in a good while. Picturing this killed me:
"Break up PDA sessions with a super soaker."


I miss you and good luck on yo adventshurs.

- Yo gurlfran

Ceri said...

Peru! Woohoo!

I love your list, hahaha. I've been quite tempted to make one about Mexico too. PDAs are wayyyy too much here too.

Katie said...

Boo to PDA especially when I'm single!!

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